Now that you’ve been briefed on what makes up a professional girlfriend, the logical next step would be to categorize them just in case you happen to be a Saigon virgin traveling here looking for a “good time.” Being aware of which girls you’re going for will help save you from bleeding money and losing valuable vacation time.
Level 1: The Minor Leaguers.
These are your typical 4-5s and can be found in outer districts like district 4, 5, 10, etc. If they were any hotter they’d have found better jobs in the clubs in district 1 and 3 where they can get higher wages and attract better clientele. A substantial amount of them will have just migrated into the city hoping to find a suitor that will support them and their entire family. The good news is they’re also as fresh blooded as you. Their game still needs fine tuning so if you’re smart enough, you should be able to milk them more than they can milk you. But give them enough time and they’ll adapt the next level. These girls don’t require much maintenance or money since they’re ecstatic to have any VK suitors instead of their usual local customers.
Level 2: The Rookies.
These are the youngins that jumped the minor league because they’ve been blessed with better talent (6-7s). They’re still naïve yet they realize they’re worth more than the minor leaguers below them. You can find a lot of them working in the district 1 clubs as PR girls or in hair salons such as Le Duyen or DMax. If you can get to them early, they can be quite affordable. You just don’t want to give them too much time in their new environments because not only will they be inundated with a lot of wealthy suitors, they will also be learning the ropes from their newfound friends, the veterans, who will be dispensing much needed advice.
Level 3: The Veterans.
As previously mentioned, these are the girls who have been playing professional for a few years now. They came into the city like midwestern beauty queens moving to Hollywood looking for stardom. But after years of callous treatment by local and visiting men, they’ve realized the harsh realities of the game. Tread lightly with these girls or it will cost you dearly. They don’t believe in love anymore so they won’t buy into the lies you’ll be spouting them. They realize we are all cut from the same cloth and that we can only be judged by the size of our wallets.
Level 4: The Superstars
Now we’re hitting some upper-deck shit. These are your long-legged, big titty, cute face girls (7s and above). Girls that make you say “Holy fuck man. I’d eat her shit.” Their age can range from young to old (like Derrick Rose and Kobe Bryant). You’re probably find 1-2 superstars in the more popular clubs such as Velvet or Oscar, and they’re ALWAYS be with at least one guy at the table who's paying for the bottles of XO and champagne. You better bring your A-game if you’re hoping to conquer this level. If somehow you phinaggle a superstar to come out with you for a night, be prepared to spend lavishly on not only her, but also her 4 uglier friends. Best way to make yourself noticeable? Get a 5-series or better because there’s no fucking way you’re gonna get this girl to ride on the back of your rented Wave.
Level 5: The Hall of Famers.
These are the fucking absolute stunners (8s and above) that somehow found guys to give them $10,000 a month and upwards of $50,000. I’ve heard stories of one hall of famer who got 100 million VND($5000) each time she hung out with a certain dude. They are the ones carrying the ostrich Birkin bags, making long distant calls on their Vertu phones, and making monthly trips to Hong Kong to shop. Unless you’re wiping your ass with $100 bills, it’s best to just chill, drink your drink, and enjoy the show.
My advice: realize what your budget is and to aim for targets in the pertaining levels. Some guys come to Saigon and reach for the fucking sun. You might have a good game but it’s only gonna get you so far. Eventually you’ll be left with a $2000 club bill and a “fuck me” face.
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