Saturday, October 1, 2011

Beauty From a Distance

Us guys here at 8000 Miles Later pride ourselves in our keen sense of assessing and quantifying physical beauty here in Vietnam. Deadly snipers with 20/20 vision for T&A, we are unrelenting to get that quick glimpse either on the streets of Saigon riding around on our motorbike or a quiet Sunday drinking coffee.  The truth of the matter is that both men and women admire a beautiful women with supple rack and a tight bottom.  My good friend The Mouse, has his old adage "I don't have any vices, I just love beautiful women, and last I heard EVERYONE loves a beautiful women."

But every so often us guys here are wrong with our assessment.  It could range from the 20/20/10 rule which is from 20 feet away at 20 MPH she looks like a ten. Or due to the fact of the poor lighting at clubs/bars in Vietnam. It's happened to us all before, and it feels awful.  Here are the tools of the trade that have indeed confused us even more at 8000 Miles Later.